June 2012
Understand, she's a force of nature: Ten rape... →
force-ful:
Ten rape prevention tips:
terramantra:
1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.
2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t…
Going surfing! If I’m not back in two hours I got eaten by a shark.
Reasons why I
attacksauce:
possuminwonderland:
TIL that I’m single.
LETS DO THIS TUMBLR FRIENDS.
TIL that I’m single.
LETS DO THIS TUMBLR FRIENDS.
Brain: Whatever you do, don't trip on that thing right there.
Body: Cool. On it. Won't trip on that thing right---WOWW LOOK IS THAT A CAT??
Brain: No, I don't think so I think its a-
Body: Ouch. Fucking ground is unnecessarily pointy.
Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.
Ok so my boyfriend is glorious and whatever,
but seriously fucking doctors bro. Ughh….
When it's national punch a ginger day
whatshouldbetchescallme:
